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根据今年最感人爱情故事改编，花了我不少积分

11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城。有人驾驶挖掘机，冲进当地政务服务中心，不断拆毁中心内的建筑，周围的公务员们束手无策，只能在一旁拍照。

突发！ 11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城。有一人驾驶挖掘机，冲进当地政务服务中心，并拆毁了大门。目前原因不明

这瓜，老王以你的新闻经验，是一串又一串吧。这事儿可以当成桃色新闻，也可以当成间谍新闻甚至政治新闻。黄乐是有老公的，据说被抓了，又据说她的老板也被抓了。但我看国内的新闻并不避讳吃这瓜，只是把“间谍”说规避了一下。

彪悍的陕西老百姓，拆毁了政府的脸面。

11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城。有人驾驶挖掘机，冲进当地政务服务中心，并持续拆毁中心内建筑。

心理学医生给的生活建议：如果二选一的时候很纠结，那就选第二个，因为如果你的内心坚定，就不会有第二个出现。

你说，这谁受的了。黄仁勋作为理科男，天天研究的是电路、构架，碰到视频这种，如果再有点文化，提供点情绪价值，必须投降啊。中国女间谍远超苏联燕子，主要是攻心，对症下药。你理科男是吧，华裔理科男是吧，上国学版的《素女经》。看下图，这玉腿一搭，你个学VLSI设计的，怎么破招。

11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城政务服务大厅遭挖掘机强拆后，现场迅速拉起警戒线，并在周边部署大量警车及警察，阻止人员靠近。

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网友投稿杭州临平枪击案现场情况

网友投稿：11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城政务服务大厅遭挖掘机强拆后，下午附近道路被大批警力封锁，禁止人员及车辆进入。

台湾再接收3架美制F-16V新战机，将用于强化东部空防 11月8日上午，台湾向美国采购的第二批3架F-16V Block 70战机飞抵台东志航基地。台湾空军首位F-16女飞行员蒋惠宇也参与了这次任务，驾驶其中一架新机从美国飞回台湾。

国产游戏《异环》里坦克上街开炮，画面让网友联想到六四近日，一名网友在抖音直播玩《异环》。画面中，一辆迷彩坦克驶上城市街道，还朝有人站着的楼门口开一。这一幕让人想起1989年六四镇压时，坦克开上北京街头的画面。目前，按录屏中昵称搜索，未找到这名主播的账号。直播弹幕： “？”

太原公寓火灾，8楼住客带6人翻窗获救，称浓烟进屋时烟感没响 11月8日，山西太原豪生国际公寓起火。住在8楼酒店的兰先生告诉九派新闻，浓烟从门缝和顶棚灌进房间，房内的烟雾报警器没响。他跑到楼梯口，发现烟浓得已经看不清路。

我用元稹的诗分析一下男女之情，怎么就堕落了？《会真诗三十韵》：眉黛羞偏聚，唇朱暖更融。气清兰蕊馥，肤润玉肌丰。

马斯克：当年中国官员曾冲我大吼，甚至唾沫横飞，要求特斯拉必须与中国企业“结婚” 11月6日，马斯克在巴伦投资大会上回忆特斯拉争取在中国独资建厂的经历。马斯克表示，当年一些中国官员曾当面冲他大喊大叫，甚至唾沫横飞，要求特斯拉必须与中国企业合资。

11月8日晚，网传浙江杭州临平发生持枪劫案网上流传的多段视频显示，当地出动大量警力赶赴现场

哈哈，这位寡头资本家直到现在才知道？我早就和你们说，美国经济实际上很差别总是盯着AI，数据中心，Capex和美股别总被什么SPY eps 30%的 forward guidance给骗了就看看麦当劳，美国人现在是连一顿$10的麦当劳都吃不起了如果美股没有泡沫，完全和经济实际匹配，那至少还有50%可以跌

英伟达CEO黄仁勋表示，公司下一任领导者已经在英伟达，但未公布人选或正式安排。回应女儿可能接班的传言时，他称不想把职位强加给她，斯宾塞和麦迪逊都必须靠自己争取。

👇网传黄仁勋出轨对象，中共国安间谍黄乐（Alice Huang）的微信朋友圈😯

现在很多人都把中国发展的问题，归咎于习近平期盼一个明君上台，就能改变一切但是中国从来不缺的是明君，缺的是可以践行良策的制度至于为什么这么说，看看李克强的一生就好了纵观李克强的一生他的经济政策，在方向上无可挑剔，现在看起来就是全对

粉红大V晒视频称人大选举想投就能投，网友：“候选人是谁？” 11月7日，微博博主“南归孤夷”发视频分享一名网友的投票经历，配文写道“是谁说中国人没有投票权的！”他称，“只要你想去完全可以投票”，提前了解流程就行。一名网友留言称，社区打电话问他愿不愿意“跟随投票或者放弃投票”。

11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城政务服务大厅遭挖掘机强拆后，当地张贴公告称，受突发情况影响，暂停办理各项业务。

日本警方在銀座街頭端掉了一座「偽基地台」（伪基站），當場逮捕了無業人士、中國人于海。警方認為其可能涉嫌攔截附近手機訊號，向周圍手機發送釣魚簡訊。從2年前起，日本警方接獲18起中國人報案，稱購物途中收到莫名帳單簡訊，依照簡訊提示輸入信用卡資訊後遭到盜刷……

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My humor is broken
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1年前由 NO CONTEXT HUMANS 提交

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I just cancelled my Adobe licence after many years as a customer.
The new terms give Adobe "worldwide royalty-free licence to reproduce, display, distribute" or do whatever they want with any content I produce using their software.
This is beyond insane. No creator in their
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2年前 • Sasha Yanshin 0 评论

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An old artwork from my early ages..
They stand at the edge of innocence, the serpent coiled around the tree, offering the fruit of choice. A paradox unfolds, freedom entwined with consequence. Yet, the serpent is just a figure beyond evil; nothing can stop true love from
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1年前 • The Inner Sighter 0 评论

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Today, my attorneys responded to a letter addressed to me by Senator Richard Blumenthal. Our response is attached to this post.
America — and the rest of the world — needs solutions like USD1. We will not be intimidated by politicians with an axe to grind: we’re too busy
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1年前 • Zach Witkoff 0 评论

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BREAKING 🚨 xAI latest Grok model has finished pre-training and will be natively multimodal.
My guess is it will be Grok 4.20
- process audio/video bitstream directly
- play the game
- look at computer screen
- adjust the code to self improve
- have native image and video
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1年前 • Prashant • 下载视频 0 评论

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1/ Last year, I lost my sister Susan to lung cancer.
Lung cancer in people who never smoked is the 5th leading cause of cancer globally. It kills more people than breast, colon, and prostate cancer combined.
Today at 23andMe, we’re announcing steps to accelerate breakthroughs:
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1年前 • Anne Wojcicki 0 评论

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The SAR government just used its forcefully-passed Art. 23 to revoke my passport. This is on top of the HK$1m bounty based on the Beijing-imposed #NSL in July 2023.
Instead of celebrating X’mas, it’s taking a major step to escalate its transnational repression campaign.
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1年前 • Anna Kwok 郭鳳儀 0 评论

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This is a great line:
“Yeah well I didn’t vote for Joe Biden’s non-binary Deep State theater kids to get a blank check to give my tax dollars to fringe left-wing NGO slush funds for four years, but that’s exactly what happened.”
🤣💯
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1年前 • Elon Musk 0 评论

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I just got back from over 3 hours of driving to and around Boston using FSD V14.1.3. No interventions. It was great. V14 is ready to be released wide in my opinion.
It feels noticeably smoother and more comfortable in everyday driving compared to 14.1.2. That's especially
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1年前 • Sawyer Merritt • 下载视频 0 评论

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I spoke out for my sister #RenagulGheni who sentenced to 17years in China just for praying n reading a religious book.
She is not alone, millions of #Uyghurs are suffering together with her in silence.
I would like to call out democratic governments sanction the chinese
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1年前 • Kalbinur Gheni 0 评论

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A Russian woman who is not afraid to speak the truth says:
“Of course, our great strategist Putin has many “achievements,” but the most outstanding ones, in my opinion, are the following.
He replaced truth and reality with wild propaganda. He increased Russia’s borders with NATO
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1年前 • Anton Gerashchenko • 下载视频 0 评论

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been at Abu Dhabi Finance Week and catching up on some of the views around InfoFi
as always, appreciate all the observations and suggestions - the public discourse and feedback is how we learn and improve
below are some of my latest thoughts, with perspective from also
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11个月前 • Yu Hu 🌊 0 评论

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Since MAGA and Timmy keep telling me "Context matters", and my tweet was so bad and Trump's wasn't....
Does this make it any better? I added more context?.
Donald Trump is a pathetic train wreck with no talent or anything else necessary for political success. Now, after
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10个月前 • Brian Krassenstein 0 评论

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This is false, — while I have my issues with the BBC and have reported on those issues in the past, BBC journalists like have been working 24/7 to verify videos from the start of this.
Not to mention, BBC Persian journalists are routinely attacked and targeted
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10个月前 • Yashar Ali 🐘 0 评论

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I won. I won my appeal.
The Luxembourg court has ruled that Jeff Dieschburg infringed upon my copyright when he used my work without consent.
Using a different medium was irrelevant. My work being 'available online' was irrelevant. Consent was necessary. 1/
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2年前 • Jingna Zhang 0 评论

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As of this morning, I found out that I'm restricted from posting to my only social media account in China. On my Rednote account, all of my photos with my husband also mysteriously disappeared, leaving only posts of myself or with others.
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1年前 • Cathy Tie 0 评论

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🎨Welcom to My New Cartoon Page!
I've joined the Cartoon Movement as a cartoonist, where I'll be showcasing my political cartoons that satirize authoritarian regimes, especially the Chinese Communist Party. Check out my profile and follow my journey from a Mao-era portrait
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2年前 • Shaomin Li 李少民 0 评论

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My op-ed published by two years ago.
TANG WILLIAMS: A Pocket-Sized U.S. Constitution Freed Me from Enslavement
My story begins in Chengdu, China, at the dawn of the Cultural Revolution, an insanity that gripped millions of my former countrymen. My family was
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1年前 • Lily Tang Williams 0 评论

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Mark Zuckerberg writes in a letter to US Congressional committee that in 2021, 'senior officials from the Biden Administration, including the White House, repeatedly pressured our teams for months to censor certain COVID-19 content, including humor and satire'.
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2年前 • The Spectator Index 0 评论

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Two Iranian car repair specialists are riding a motorcycle along the Tehran-Qom highway, offering free help to anyone whose car has broken down.
🎥 The kindness of strangers in #Iran
#factchecking #IranIsraelConflict #iranisraelwar #IranIsrael #Iranians #Tehran #TehranAttack
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1年前 • IranWire • 下载视频 0 评论

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Just received my nomination notice through the post
I’m officially on the ballot paper as Labour’s candidate for our new Earley and Woodley constituency!
Thanks to my agent Hari, & to my mum who was one of my 30 local nominators ❤️🌹
Join our campaign!
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2年前 • Yuan Yang 0 评论

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Total Solar Eclipse and a newly discovered comet (sungrazer) during the eclipse on April 8, 2024. It’s not comet 12P/Pons-Brooks!
This is a first HDR created from 3% of all my exposures. The second image (cutout) shows the comet 💫
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⚠️BTW: A few people have…
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2年前 • Dr. Sebastian Voltmer 0 评论

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Ebrahim Raisi, the President of the Islamic Republic of Iran, known to us Iranians as the Butcher of Tehran, is dead!
He has been killed in a helicopter crash.
Why should I hide my feelings while many young Iranians, especially women who have been wounded during uprisings, are
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2年前 • Masih Alinejad 🏳️ 0 评论

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It is impossible for me to help everyone individually.
I already help people in the best way possible.
Thousands of accounts have used my account to gain 5 million impressions by making related comments and continue to do so.
I have never asked people for money or anything in
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2年前 • Figen 0 评论

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1/ ⚔️ OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF WAR ⚔️ THOUGHT HE COULD GHOST MY DMs
but I got male pregnancy pics and A BRAND NEW 16inch MACBOOK PRO to give away
all I want is a seat at the poker table... keep reading to see how you can win ⬇️
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2年前 • ben • 下载视频 0 评论

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Exclusive: “The frontline is my life,” Ukraine’s army chief Oleksandr Syrskyi tells me, in his first ever TV interview as commander-in-chief. He says he has a deep connection with his troops: “We speak the same language. We understand each other, no matter who I am talking to.”
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2年前 • Christiane Amanpour • 下载视频 0 评论

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