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9月17日，据船舶自动识别系统（AIS）及巴拿马海事局通报，巴拿马籍货轮“First Margaux”在新加坡海峡航行期间，与中国渔船“鲁青远渔108”发生碰撞。 “First Margaux”船长约229米，“鲁青远渔108”船长约49米。事故造成中国渔船严重受损，但未沉没，事故未造成人员伤亡。目前，事故具体原因仍在调查中。

抗议习近平纽约的民运朋友值得赞扬，小粉红被抓，振奋人心。希望现场拍照最好有专人多个角度，小粉红冲过来夺标语牌的直接连续镜头没有，略有缺憾。

“己所不欲勿施于人” 9月20日，抖音一波兰博主发布视频，质问部分网友为什么一边把纳粹德国“闪击波兰”当作网络玩笑，一边又因日本侵华而痛恨日本。她在视频中表示：“你们拿德国当年闪击波兰这件事开玩笑，却又因为日本过去做过的事情而痛恨日本。拿这种事情开玩笑真的很可笑。”

香港政府引進的並不是大陸人才，而是毀滅香港的垃圾卷才，因為大陸根本沒有人才這種資源，即使中共的王牌企業華為，也不過是男盜女娼的犯罪集團。中共指使港犬政府打壓香港文明進程之後，真正的人才流失了，香港國際金融中心的地位喪失了，換來的都是中共三教九流的垃圾，香港人的苦難也正式開始。

中国女人，应该嫁给谁？还记得当年那个嫁给印度人被全网批判的福建女孩郑墨沫吗？ 2009年，厦大毕业、在加州湾区的伯克利大学访学的福建女孩郑墨沫，嫁给了一个印度男人拉杰。她在留学生论坛发帖说： “请不要叫印度人阿三，我很爱我的印度男友”

A Chinese tourist walked into a Chinese restaurant in Japan, reached into the live tank, lifted out two lobsters, and ran out. Staff chased him. He didn’t stop. No manifesto. No livestream. Just two lobsters that were minutes from the pot, now liberated, to where no one knows.

今天，法拉盛抗议习近平访美现场，第一个非法中共代理人已经被抓了！！！中共秘密雇佣闲杂人员，包围、围攻民主人士，企图抢走反习横幅，但他们忘了这是在美国，立马被警察带上手铐👏🫡

中车长春轨道客车早餐食堂拒收现金 9月21日，吉林一名网友发帖称，中国中车长春轨道客车股份有限公司客车厂早餐食堂存在拒收现金现象。据网友反映，其在食堂消费时使用现金付款遭到拒绝。现场经理致电店长请示后，仍明确表示不收取现金。

2001年1月29日，湖畔花园那间小房子来了两个人：浙江省委书记张德江，杭州市委书记王国平。张德江问：你希望公司做到多大？马云说：五亿到五十亿美元。王国平赶紧打圆场：小马说的是五亿到五十亿人民币。马云纠正：不，是美元！张德江是公认的江系人马，后来做到政治局常委、全国人大委员长……

有朋友问 Grok4.7 为啥不测鹈鹕骑自行车。好，安排...

生煎包子。样子不是很漂亮，胜在味道好。

祝贺川粉迎来了“川宣部”和“央视”！离独裁国又近了一步。

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“我对假期的渴望不亚于老一辈对孙子的渴望” 9月16日，一博主发布视频表达对假期的态度：“我的中秋，我的国庆，我的双休，一天都不能少！”。面截图显示，视频已获182.4万点赞、76.8万分享，评论达2.7万条。评论区网友评论： “我对假期的渴望不亚于老一辈对孙子的渴望”

习近平出访美国之前，难道是以这种方式威慑军队，以让他们死了「造反」的心？其实军队就应该趁习近平出访的时候，做点大事情！中共喉舌新华社周一宣布，经中共中央、中央军委批准，中央军委纪委监委对中央

有个东北作家，以前在工厂当采购员。他说那天他出差回来，看到工厂两边站着黑压压的人群，就站在马路两边，所有人都一言不发，天黑了，也没人离开。他问怎么回事，有人说，今天工厂宣布，全部下岗。工厂门口的墙上，就写着：“我为祖国献青春，献完青春献子孙。”那些人一直站到半夜，才陆续散开。工厂大

As Chinese President Xi Jinping visits the United States this week, Chinese democracy movement groups held a protest march in Flushing, New York, on Sunday to express concern over human rights issues in China.

大家注意到了没有，这次政治局会议通过对张刘二人的处理意见，没有再说该案件最初爆发时的“严重践踏破坏军委主席负责制”，而改成“与党离心离德”，对党不忠诚不老实。这不是政治定性的改变，而是政治叙事的改变。

当了一辈子绞肉机，最后才发现，自己不是“机”，是“肉”。

老夫给个点评：乌轰炸炼油厂可能会暂停，但绝不会停止。因为美国对乌已经丧失话语权了，只剩一点面子。美国国务院28亿美元军售是个空头支票。里面有一部分是拜登免费提供的军备维护、升级费用，重新写了一遍，成了“军售，以拜登留下的基金、欧洲各国支付”。

9月21日，山东聊城莘县明天学校，一名五年级学生在校内死亡，家属及大批民众在校门口聚集维权，特警、警察到场维持秩序。

这个新闻真没绷住，以前都是军训教官为了立威，搞连坐制度，把学生收拾的苦不堪言，这回学生直接反向利用连坐制度，军训期间直接跑了，把教官弄得丢失转士官资格，提前退伍。不过自己也是直接退学罢了（本来就是一个野路子大专，谁爱读谁读）。

我问俞敏洪，你为什么不跑呢。他说，还有八万员工呢。刘强东不会轻易走。可从他密集套现的动作，一旦突破压力底线，走是迟早的事……他早就说了：如果有一天我失去对京东的控制权，我会彻底退出，拿钱走人…… 12年前，王石曾斩钉截铁告诉记者：我是改革开放的既得利益者，跑了算什么？

今天早上我接了个微信电话，是20年前在中国的老朋友，他曾经是我们那个城市给市长开车的，前几年转到行政部门上班，今年他办了退休，他通过别人要到了我的微信。

9月21日消息，张又侠、刘振立严重违纪违法被开除党籍军籍。

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Funniest thing I’ve seen this year 😭
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Nothing like watching humans escape the boundaries of our planet. Some of the best boost-back & RTLS footage I’ve seen. Missions like this bring us together & fuel excitement for what we may discover in the great unknown. Wishing Crew-10 success & Godspeed on their expedition!
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1年前 • Jared Isaacman 0 评论

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Heard you’re all coming to Dubai!
I’ve been living in Dubai for more than 3 years, so I’d like to share some tips with my Web3 friends. Hope this helps!
This thread shares essential Dubai tips—from the must‑have app, best neighborhoods to stay in, unforgettable desert resorts,
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1年前 • lei.eth 0 评论

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都说了团粉，队友粉，cp粉不要关注我，就算你是团偏莎的团粉都不要关注我，咋还关注😓😓😓
I’ve already said that OT4, other members’ stans, shippers don’t follow…
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3年前 • 爱lalisa宝宝 0 评论

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Sadly it’s raining in Taipei right now so I don’t get to go climbing today. But I’ve been really touched by all the support and well wishes from folks - hopefully the weather improves and I get an opportunity to climb the beautiful Taipei 101. Fingers crossed! Same time tomorrow
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8个月前 • Alex Honnold • 下载视频 0 评论

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I’ve noticed that many trauma survivors stay up too late at night because it’s the only time they feel truly at peace. Growing up in environments filled with chaos or emotional turmoil, nighttime became a rare moment of control and quiet. Over time, they learned to cling to those
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America abandoned Europe last year during the greatest conventional war on the continent since World War II.
As I’ve written before, I too think it was a mistake for some European countries to deny us flyover rights.
But that error does not compare with our abandonment of our
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4个月前 • Michael McFaul 0 评论

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Dear ,
2 months ago you categorized the accounts!
Which hell did you throw me into???
I’ve had the exact same follower count for 2 months!
Her account is gaining followers super fast and rising quickly.
What category did you put her in that she keeps gaining followers so
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2个月前 • The Figen 0 评论

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牛来 is one of the first memes i’ve seen that genuinely makes sense in completely different ways to the East and the West
and that’s exactly why i think people are underestimating it
the West sees something foreign, absurd and viral
they don’t even need to understand the
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22天前 • Maison Ghost 0 评论

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Where is it I’ve read that someone condemned to death says or thinks, an hour before his death, that if he had to live on some high rock, on such a narrow ledge that he’d only room to stand, and the ocean, everlasting darkness, everlasting solitude, everlasting tempest around
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10天前 • The Figen 0 评论

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We Must Pace the Frontier: I’ve written a new essay on why the AI industry should slow down, with a three-part plan for doing so.
Anthropic is unilaterally committing to the first of these steps. We’ll provide third-party evaluators with permanent, employee-level access to our
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9天前 • Dario Amodei 0 评论

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I’ve tried to keep a “happy face” to family, friends and students (the last group of which I never discuss politics with in any event) in recent days, but this ruling has hit me much harder than other Hong Kong national security cases. Chow Hang-tung Lee Cheuk-yan
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MORE: Trump said that European security benefits US interests and noted that Europe is committed to helping Ukraine defend itself.
Trump stated that "having a strong Europe is a very good thing" and that Europe thinks supporting Ukraine is important. Rutte stated that Trump's
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1年前 • Institute for the Study of War 0 评论

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Olena and I are wishing Joe Biden a very happy birthday. We, like all Ukrainians, are grateful to the United States for leading the way in defending freedom and life in these trying times. There is one thing Ukrainians wish each other every symbolic day…
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2年前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський 0 评论

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BREAKING: The crowd goes wild as President Biden unloads on Republican candidate Donald Trump in an epic Labor Day speech, ridiculing Trump as “the great real estate developer” who “didn’t build a damn thing” and “shipped jobs to China.”

But President Biden didn’t stop there……
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Joe Rogan explains the importance of hearing Elon Musk directly talk about USAID cuts instead of hearing it from the media
Every single thing being cut is FULLY transparent and available to view:
Joe Rogan “It’s fascinating because it's like the vampires all out themselves.
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1年前 • Wall Street Apes • 下载视频 0 评论

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Grok 3 mini sounds cute, but it's the best reasoning model on the planet. It crushes flagship models on benchmarks, while being 5x cheaper.
This thing sets a new gold standard for all LLMs, and our team won't stop pushing the boundaries here. LFGroook 🚀
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1年前 • Eric Jiang 0 评论

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Lol calm down bro. The under Democrat administrations has sent in federal election observers for decades, and not once did we hear that this was voter intimidation from states such as California. Do you really want to go there? Isn’t transparency a good thing?
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Gavin Newsom tried "free" healthcare for illegal immigrants. Here's how it turned out.
2022. Newsom announces California will be offering free healthcare for undocumented immigrants. He claims it's the moral thing to do and that it will cost about $2.2 billion a year.
2025.
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If there still is such a thing as genuinely Chinese culture, it’s probably a love of standardized testing, so I’m all for this sentiment. In all seriousness, though, if grade inflation makes grades meaningless and AI+consultants make essays meaningless, what else can schools
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10个月前 • Taisu Zhang 0 评论

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These are the statues of Qin Hui, a corrupt 11th-century politician, and his wife Wang from ancient China. Their statues are forever kneeling in apology, and for centuries, people have made it a thing to walk up, spit, curse, and slap and kick them.
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10个月前 • non aesthetic things • 下载视频 0 评论

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Palantir CEO Alex Karp: "Are we really gonna outsource the battlefield of this country to the consensus view in Silicon Valley? That is f'n insane ... it gets outsourced to the neurodivergent crazy person that apparently is on drugs -- the one thing I don't do."
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2个月前 • Aaron Rupar • 下载视频 0 评论

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Overseas people watched Japan’s Self-Defense Forces form a human bucket relay to unload supplies and immediately asked the obvious question:
“Why don’t they just reverse the trucks?”
A former Japanese soldier agreed — and admitted he was scolded for saying the same thing while
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1个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Lights, Camera, Action!
In normal countries, flood rescue videos show real people being pulled to safety.
In China, they stage the same scenes because filming the real thing risks showing delayed response, chaos, and victims left to drown.
When the image of saving people
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1个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Hello everyone , I hope you’re doing well. Can you explain how X ad revenue works? From what I understand it’s not based on impressions but rather on the number of verified replies. Over the past 14 days, I’ve gotten 900k impressions as someone who replies to post but I haven’t
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2年前 • Baby Meme X 0 评论

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BIRDS OF WAR
Pakistan said they shot down five Indian fighter jets while the Indians say three jets “crashed.” Details are foggy and expect massive disinfo on both sides. But I’ve seen enough to say that for Round 1 the Indian Airforce has been mogged.
How did this happen?
In
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1年前 • Angelica 🌐⚛️🇹🇼 0 评论