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震惊了🤯 iPhone Duo 最佳适配案例出现了！真的绝了。

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西藏地震傷亡視頻流出

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Always have a plan B 😂
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The pencil always gets me
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1年前 • NO CONTEXT HUMANS • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is a great solution - has low dependency on local infrastructure, so as long as you have power for the terminal you can maintain connection.
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1年前 • Michael Nicolls 0 评论

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ELON MUSK: “We have a long way to go. It's about creating a self-sustaining city on Mars.
The fundamental fork in the road of destiny being that Mars is sufficiently self-sustaining and can grow by itself.”
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1年前 • Dima Zeniuk • 下载视频 0 评论

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Isn't it great that we have a new generation of Republicans in the Senate like who actually care about fighting for the interests of working-class Americans?
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1年前 • Donald Trump Jr. • 下载视频 0 评论

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This scene will always be funny 🤣🤣
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Three illegal aliens have been arrested for allegedly murdering a 47-year-old man in a deadly home invasion, police say. The murder comes as says he was elected to get the worst illegal aliens on earth “the hell out of here.”
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If God wanted us to build Type 1 Civilization, he would have:
1. put a giant fusion reactor in the sky
(emitting blackbody radiation around 5800 K)
2. made 28% of Earth's crust out of a semiconductor with a matching bandgap (~1.1 eV or so)
3. filled the oceans with an alkali
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1年前 • Jesse Peltan 0 评论

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🚨ELON MUSK: "These programs are along the lines of "save the baby pandas," and of course who wouldn't want to save the baby pandas? In some cases they've got a show panda which they'll trot out for special occasions. In a lot of cases they don't even have a show panda. There's
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1年前 • Autism Capital 🧩 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Proof that wisdom doesn’t always come with age 😂
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1年前 • NO CONTEXT HUMANS • 下载视频 0 评论

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The leftist media doesn't want to talk about this. We now have indisputable proof that Biden purposely left the border wide open which should be a gigantic scandal. My father was right all along, all we needed to close the border was a new President!
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1年前 • Donald Trump Jr. • 下载视频 0 评论

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What is your reason?
I have never drank in my life, because a blurred mind does not make me feel safe.
I must be the eye of the tiger! 😂😂
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1年前 • The Figen 0 评论

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Dear Europe will always stand by Ukraine in the pursuit of peace.
You can count on our support at the negotiating table to achieve a just and lasting peace.
Today, we also discussed the steps Ukraine is taking to earn its place in our family of nations.
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1年前 • Ursula von der Leyen • 下载视频 0 评论

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I’m starting to have a really hard time believing that the entire world isn’t just screwing with me. I feel like I’m on the Truman Show. South Park has nothing on this.
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1年前 • Donald Trump Jr. 0 评论

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5月8日，一博主称，下列国家中，工人阶级地位最高的国家是：A:美国、B:中国、C:日本、D:印度。博主称，答案是B(中国) 引发网民嘲讽：“首先排除掉B”“自己骗自己”“又赢了”
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1年前 • 李老师不是你老师 • 下载视频 0 评论

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The way Dems have handled Elon’s presence and work at DOGE has probably sealed my fate as a 3rd party or GOP voter indefinitely. I can’t imagine voting for a democrat after how I’ve seen them behave this year.
My general views align more closely to views of oldschool moderate
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1年前 • Mike P 0 评论

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Just a reminder;
I'm a family account so I do not post obscene content.
I do not accept obscene ads or promos even if paid.
8 months ago they asked me to promote something obscene for $10K dollars for 24 hours, I did not accept!
I have never sold my principles in my life!
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1年前 • The Figen 0 评论

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I want to say something.
I'm not a rich woman but even if you pay me 1 billion dollars, I will not post anything against Elon Musk.
This is called loyalty!
I have never sold my character until now!
I'm loyal to Elon Musk!
Elon is a very special human being-man to me!
He is my
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1年前 • The Figen 0 评论

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Google NotebookLM System Prompt
Curious about how Google might have crafted the system prompt behind NotebookLM, I reverse-engineered its approach and reconstructed what appears to be its core prompt philosophy:
"Within five minutes, utilizing a dual-voice of an enthusiastic
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Texas Lt. Governor delivers remarks at the White House National Day of Prayer event: "You are restoring the hopes and the prayers of millions upon millions of believers... you have a heart for every American, and you're showing that today."
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ELON MUSK: There is a gigantic magnet to attract illegal immigrants and have them stay in the country. It's outrageous that American taxpayer money is spent on luxury hotels for illegals, because the Democrats are trying to import voters to win elections.
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🧵1/ Mr. Trump. Ukraine does have cards.
Ukraine’s engineers hit Russia 7,000 times with homegrown tech
While allies debated aid, Ukraine’s defense exploded tenfold—unleashing record‑range drones, budget cruise missiles, and a wartime tech revolution. Here’s how they did it 👇
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1年前 • David Kirichenko 0 评论

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Out of 999 dice, only 1 is 4, all the others are 1.
There is always one rebel! 😂
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1年前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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1) Guest essay by NIH Infectious Disease Researcher names former boss Tony Fauci for misleading the nation; calls for end to dangerous gain-of-function virus studies that likely caused #COVID pandemic.
"For too many years, scientists have sold the public on a lie."
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1年前 • Paul D. Thacker 0 评论

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I have his energy
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Today, our government team reported on the economic partnership with the United States. We have an agreement. It has been signed and will be submitted to the Verkhovna Rada for ratification. And we are interested in having no delays with it.
All our representatives did a good
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1年前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський • 下载视频 0 评论

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