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How spider silk are extracted at Oxford University.
When humans think about being abducted by space aliens they many times imagine things like this.
I wonder if spiders get nightmares of being abducted by humans and being tied down and web pulled out of em?
Are we the baddies?
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8个月前 • non aesthetic things • 下载视频 0 评论

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More than 50000 men take part in a fishing competition on the fourth and final day of the Argungu festival in Nigeria.
At the sound of a gunshot, the competitors jump into this Nigerian river and have one hour to catch the largest fish. Only traditional fishing tools are
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6个月前 • non aesthetic things • 下载视频 0 评论

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Today, there has been a lot of international work. Our teams are working with the United States as we prepare for negotiations this Friday. The agreement with the U.S. The support of our country and people.
Peace and security guarantees are the key to ensuring that Russia can no
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1年前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський • 下载视频 0 评论

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We want to speak directly to the concern many of you have expressed, and we owe you a clear explanation of what happened, why it happened, and where we stand now. We understand this situation caused genuine alarm and we take that seriously.
In preparing the NeurIPS 2026
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4个月前 • NeurIPS Conference 0 评论

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The IPOs of SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic this year could be the Trump coin moment for the US stock market. While these are undeniably great companies, such massive narratives are bound to drain liquidity from the rest of the market, potentially creating a multi-year top for US
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Earlier this year, I had the honor of meeting with Ziba Murat, whose mother, Dr. Gulshan Abbas, has been unjustly imprisoned by the Chinese Communist Party for nearly 8 years.
As Mother's Day approaches, we think of Ziba and others who won't be able to celebrate with their
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3个月前 • Speaker Mike Johnson 0 评论

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🚨 JUST IN: Democrats are in a state of shock after Republicans are FAVORED to win 212 SEATS ALREADY in the US House this November, to Democrats' 207 — Crystal Ball
After Louisiana redistricting, we gained another one! 🔥
That means Republicans must win 6 (38%) of TOSSUPS to
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2个月前 • Eric Daugherty • 下载视频 0 评论

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PLA troops are ‘the pride of the nation’ and ‘deeply respected by the people’ — according to official CCP media.
Reality in a Chinese High-Speed Rail station: Dozens of soldiers forced to squat and kneel on the floor like this, using public seats as tables to eat their meals.
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1个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 • 下载视频 0 评论

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"From this point forward, any time the Islamic Republic of Iran shoots at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz, whether it be by Missile, Rocket, Drone, or any other device or weapon, the United States will bomb and destroy ONE BRIDGE OR POWER PLANT..." - President Donald J. Trump
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28天前 • The White House 0 评论

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In response to inquiries from multiple German media outlets, I am issuing this statement regarding my interviewee Xu Xiaoren (known online as Macaron ), who currently faces imminent deportation from Germany.
In March 2025, Xu was the only Chinese citizen I encountered on the
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3个月前 • 柴静 0 评论

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🚨🚨🚨| The Iranian football team (and their coaches) have arrived in Malaysia.
They are surrounded my Islamic Regime officials while being escorted to board their final flight to Iran.
This could well be the last time we see them alive.
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5个月前 • Samantha Smith • 下载视频 0 评论

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🚨A New Spy Unit Is Leading Russia’s Shadow War Against the West
We identified the lethal unit behind plots to send firebombs via and murder western executives such as the as well as sabotage and cyber-strikes
My investigation via
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1年前 • Bojan Pancevski 0 评论

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Props to - wonderful service. Had it on my tour van in the States and internet never dropped once, even in the most remote places.
Pity the South African government won't let it operate in our country just because is white.
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1年前 • The Kiffness 0 评论

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Grok 4 is the first time, in my experience, that an AI has been able to solve difficult, real-world engineering questions where the answers cannot be found anywhere on the Internet or in books.
And it will get much better.
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1年前 • Elon Musk 0 评论

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My latest in about why the Trump Administration shouldn’t let NVIDIA sell advanced chips to China:
“Why then, at the very moment Washington is cleaning up Wall Street’s mess, would policy makers allow Silicon Valley to hijack America’s China policy?”
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1年前 • Michael Sobolik 0 评论

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Over the last ~100 years the stock market has been up 76% of the time over all rolling 12-month periods
The optimal strategy is to buy fast and sell slow
But optimal is not always easy
Some thoughts on when to buy and sell stocks:
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1年前 • Ben Carlson 0 评论

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It is still insane they've got the booster to work out so well. 33 engines. That just seems so absurd, yet that's been the thing that's been knocking it out of the park (and landing back in it haha). Just the heavy lift capability alone is wild.
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1年前 • Everyday Astronaut 0 评论

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🚨AUDIT OPPOSITION: As CNN’s Dana Bash hyperventilates about Elon and DOGE access to personal data —
— DHS Sec Noem methodically schools her on the AUTHORITY given to DOGE for AUDITS to be carried out:
"Elon Musk is part of the administration that is helping us identify where
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1年前 • Western Lensman • 下载视频 0 评论

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🚨🇺🇸SOCIAL SECURITY IS FUNDING THE UNDEAD | DOGE IS LOOKING FOR ANSWERS
Elon exposed a Social Security disaster—18.9 million people born before 1920 are still "alive" in government records, yet Census data says only 86,000 people over 100 actually exist.
How many of these ghost
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal 0 评论

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🚨🇺🇸TRUMP: WISCONSIN SUPREME COURT RACE IS CRITICAL — VOTE FOR BRAD SCHIMEL!
“In the Great State of Wisconsin, a Radical Left Democrat, one who is insistent on bringing hardened CRIMINALS, that we removed to far away places, back into our Country, allowing men into women’s
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal 0 评论

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Nvidia CEO Jensen on Elon Musk and
“Never been done before – xAI did in 19 days what everyone else needs one year to accomplish.
That is superhuman – There's only one person in the world who could do that – Elon is singular in his understanding of engineering.”
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1年前 • Tesla Owners Silicon Valley • 下载视频 0 评论

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The New York Times is crying because has a policy of not responding to reporters with pronouns in their email signature.
If you include pronouns in your email signature, it is the most obvious tell that you're a mentally ill leftist and not an unbiased journalist!
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1年前 • Donald Trump Jr. 0 评论

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The era of endless wars is over—and President Trump is offering a new vision built on strength, peace, and results.
Standing on stage in Riyadh, Trump opened the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum with a powerful tribute to his longtime friend, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.
The
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1年前 • The Vigilant Fox 🦊 • 下载视频 0 评论

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𝕏 is moving to charging for ads based on vertical size, so an ad that takes up the whole screen would cost more than an ad that takes up 1/4 of the screen, otherwise the incentive is to create giant ads that impair the user experience
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1年前 • Elon Musk 0 评论

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pointed out that there is an issue with Starship’s height, I’ve found and corrected the logic flow (related not to the height limit, but to a width component which is how I missed it). It made starship appear 107m high instead of 121m.
Here’s the correct version:
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1年前 • ApoStructura 0 评论