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So I can avoid tickets by eating my phone
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If there still is such a thing as genuinely Chinese culture, it’s probably a love of standardized testing, so I’m all for this sentiment. In all seriousness, though, if grade inflation makes grades meaningless and AI+consultants make essays meaningless, what else can schools
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25天前 • Taisu Zhang • -- 点击 0 评论

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The Russians are piling up, they have to climb over their dead before Ukrainian drones take them out surgically
If you want to help units that do the same to the Russians in the mighty 3rd Brigade and 47th Brigade you can do so below:
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This is a gift article so that my followers can also celebrate🇹🇼elections today. China’s military warns against Taiwan independence ‘plots’ ahead of election. "Electioneering has been dominated by fierce arguments over how to deal with China as Beijing has stepped up military…
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1年前 • Theresa Fallon • -- 点击 0 评论

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When you're 3 hours into an interview and really have to use the restroom but an armed Russian guard just signaled you to sit back down so Putin can finish the last 37 minutes of his story about the recent sanctions on Lithuanian banana exports
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1年前 • Chris Bakke • -- 点击 0 评论

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"Rescue teams, please come quickly! Look, so many people are calling for help!" said the woman filming this video.
This is near the Dashiqiao Market on National Highway 107 in #Zhuozhou City, #Hebei Province, #China, where continuous calls for help can be heard.
Hebei's Zhuozhou…
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2年前 • Inconvenient Truths by Jennifer Zeng 曾錚真言 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Different estimates say ants can carry 10-50 times their body weight. Because they are so small, their muscles have a greater cross-sectional area (they are thicker) relative to their body size than in larger animals

This is one dragging a feather, alone

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2年前 • Massimo • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is a shocking and challenging testimony from the body identification institute about the women who were brutally raped, tortured, and murdered by the ISIS-Hamas terrorists on October 7th…. Share so we can expose the truth and the hypocrisy of all the women's rights…
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2年前 • יוסף חדאד - Yoseph Haddad • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Upon #Mengwanzhou ’s return to China: I shall not cry, I can not cry.
当地时间24日，孟晚舟在温哥华国际机场准备乘坐包机回国，中国驻加拿大大使馆人员到机场为孟晚…
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4年前 • twitter机器人 • -- 点击 0 评论

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Full Self Driving is literally the greatest technology I’ve ever used
Period
I get 2 hours back of brain power every day to focus on my business while my car drives me
You have legit no idea until you use it what a game changer it is
No way I can go back to regular driving
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7个月前 • Alex Finn • -- 点击 0 评论

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Tesla's VP of AI Software Ashok Elluswamy on what it's like to work with Elon Musk: "I meet with him every week. He is really smart in the sense that he can predict the future very early; He works really hard. Easily 80-90 hours per week. I feel fortunate to work for him. He is
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7个月前 • Sawyer Merritt • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Call me crazy, but if you tell me men can get pregnant, you have ZERO credibility with me on anything to do with health.
Why would I listen to a word you say if you fail basic biology?
Once again, I find myself being screamed at for taking the top side of a 97-3 issue 🤷‍♂️
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3个月前 • Scott Jennings • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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OpenAI Sora was out of the game on day one.
To be fair, I compared it with Hunyuan, which dropped 6 days ago, it's an open-source AI model and you can run it locally for free.
TBH, if I were to compare it to Hailuo AI or Kling AI, Sora would look even worse.
Let’s dive in:
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1年前 • el.cine • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Informative discussion with the DOGE team. I don’t know how any rational person can oppose what they’re trying to do. Putting the USA on a sound fiscal basis is necessary and important work. They give details here.
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If you want to help support the Texas flood response, you can donate w/ cash, credit, crypto or stock via to the charity of your choice. I am matching donations and in for a minimum of $500,000.
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今天我又被强迫入党啦！那我是不是应该补交党费了呢？
BTW：强迫入党就够了，为什么要强迫我当白人呢？
Today I was forced to join the Party again! So should I pay the…
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I got jabbed with the Chinese vaccine, I don't feel so good.... 我很抱歉我之前的评论冒犯了中国人民，我认识到我的错误，只有一个中国，习近平和伟大的中华民国万岁。
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昨晚半夜里娃跑到我们房间来睡，早上一睡醒小脑袋就往我怀里钻，说”happy mother's day mama ！i love you so much!”
这时他爸凑过来了他说 I love you both ！

祝所有妈…
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刚刚起床鸡吧硬的不行，隔着内裤尿了出来，滚烫的尿湿了内裤顺着大腿流下，全身颤抖，真的很爽…/I just got up and the chicken bar was so hard that I peed through my…
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2年前 • 🌸痞帅的纯情学长🌸 • -- 点击 0 评论

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LaVonte Dell was recently pulled over, writing on his Facebook page:
"Yesterday I was pulled over in Westland for my window tint.
This stop was nothing like I thought it would be. He got my s—t and was walking back to the car and seen my daughter wasn’t in a car seat. So he asked…
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“If you do not smile he does not get an erection” reiterating this is why women are scared to speak out.
Also I don’t have a brother in law. So someone spreading this forgot to fact check
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1年前 • Julie Millsap • -- 点击 0 评论

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. is the biggest badass we’ve ever had as President.
He is ending the human trafficking crisis at the border. I am so proud to work with him to protect America’s kids and children from around the world.
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MMA fighter proposed to his girlfriend after a loss and got rejected in front of fans.
She said in Czech: “After all what happened between us, I dont really think its good idea, so I’m saying No.”
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1年前 • Figen • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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As people keep wondering, for what reason the West is so hellbent on keeping Azerbaijan as an ally...

I present you a map of Central Asia:

🟩 = Central Asia
🟥 = Nations hostile to the West
🟦 = Azerbaijan
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2年前 • Thomas C. Theiner • -- 点击 0 评论

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"I can steal!" Fake asylum seeker steals expensive equipment from Briey's Lidl in France and threatens a brave employee who was chasing him with a stone, then runs away like a rat knowing there will be no consequences.
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1年前 • RadioGenoa • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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