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I will pay extra to keep him away from my table
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"I am sending Israel everything it needs to finish the job, not a single Hamas member will be safe if you don’t do as I say... RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NOW, OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY LATER!" –President Donald J. Trump
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10个月前 • President Donald J. Trump 0 评论

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Zelensky: the US gave Ukraine 100 billion dollars, not 500, not 350, not 700
I will NOT commit Ukrainians to pay to the U.S. for 10 years for something the U.S. never gave 3/
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10个月前 • Tymofiy Mylovanov • 下载视频 0 评论

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I would pay anything to live here
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REPORTER: The two astronauts that you just helped save from space, they didn't get any overtime pay... "If I have to, I'll pay it out of my own pocket... and I want to thank by the way because think if we don't have him."
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9个月前 • Rapid Response 47 • 下载视频 0 评论

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“I want no pay, no awards, no recognition or fancy title. I just want 🇺🇸 to reach greater heights.”
Elon Musk
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10个月前 • Tesla Owners Silicon Valley 0 评论

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Years ago, I did not bother to pay $1200 for Google Glasses that my team was working on.
This year, I did not hesitate to buy the new Model Y on day one.
If an employee willing to pay full price for their own product, it is usually a signal of a good product.
See you guys at
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10个月前 • Yun-Ta Tsai 0 评论

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i think it’s an order with extra sauce
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I will strive to be less retarded … this is a difficult challenge 😅
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10个月前 • Elon Musk 0 评论

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In my book AI Superpowers, I predicted that US will lead breakthroughs, but China will be better and faster in engineering. Many people simplified that to be “China will beat US”. And many claimed I was wrong with GenAI. With the recent Deepseek releases, I feel vindicated.
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11个月前 • Kai-Fu Lee 0 评论

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"I couldn’t afford to pay for repairs, so I fixed almost everything on car from parts in the junkyard. Ironically, that’s me replacing broken side window glass. The circle is complete." — Elon Musk
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ELON: ANYONE WILL BE ABLE TO GO TO MARS
“If Starship is ultimately successful, which I think it will be, if it's not stopped by the government, then anyone who wants to go to the Moon or Mars or elsewhere will be able to go.
This includes kids and families and anyone who wants
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11个月前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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"I will fight to my last drop of blood to ensure that 🇺🇸 remains the land of freedom and opportunity”
Elon Musk
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Bro, I didn't have coffee with your wife in a hotel room, I came to correct the misunderstanding.
If you calm down, I will tell you the truth!
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11个月前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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I have said many times, that I am always going to be critical of everything. Left or right. I will also give praise when praise is due...
This DOGE website with, full transparency, is amazing. We used to have to read through bills or government docs to try to figure out what is
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I pay internet for this
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Anyone want to create a hard-hitting show on 𝕏 called 69 Minutes?
I will actually fund it!
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11个月前 • Elon Musk 0 评论

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"Why do you trust Elon to execute DOGE in a good faith manner?"
"I will tell you why..."
w/
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11个月前 • Farzad Media • 下载视频 0 评论

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