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Boy do I have a joke for you guys😭
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Just a reminder;
I'm a family account so I do not post obscene content.
I do not accept obscene ads or promos even if paid.
8 months ago they asked me to promote something obscene for $10K dollars for 24 hours, I did not accept!
I have never sold my principles in my life!
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10个月前 • The Figen 0 评论

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I have a 100% trade deficit with the lady that irons my suits.
She offers something way more efficiently and at a much better price than I can do myself.
And in exchange, I spend the time I would otherwise be wasting on pressing my suits offering financial services at 1,000x
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11个月前 • Spencer Hakimian 0 评论

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Grok spots irony and humor better than many people.
If I ask Grok to explain a post I think is obviously a joke - Grok typically gets it. But many commenters clearly don’t. I find that sobering.
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11个月前 • FischerKing 0 评论

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Hi babe, do you have a sip of whiskey?
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1年前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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🇺🇸 SEN. KENNEDY: ELON DESERVES A MEDAL
“I think Elon Musk deserves a medal.
His work has just been breathtakingly beneficial for the American people.
He's doing what President Trump told him to do.
He's scrubbing the budget.
Everybody knows that when you have a $36
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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🚨 KUDLOW: "Everyone is trying to drive a wedge between Elon and President Trump. I do not think they are going to succeed in driving any wedges.
I think the President likes what Elon's doing. Tax payers like what Elon's doing. I have seen polls that show 70% approval for DOGE."
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1年前 • DogeDesigner • 下载视频 0 评论

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« yo bro i have a crazy idea for a video »
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11个月前 • NO CONTEXT HUMANS • 下载视频 0 评论

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ELON: I WANT TO DO A GIGANTIC ART PROJECT THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN PLANET
“I do own a piece of property that's just across the river [near Starbase].
I want to do this gigantic art project there that looks like an alien planet.
People could visit it.
I might live there
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11个月前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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I played with these a lot when I was a kid and I still love them.
What do you call this in your country?
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10个月前 • The Figen 0 评论

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i could do that (idk how a bike works)
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11个月前 • NO CONTEXT HUMANS • 下载视频 0 评论

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I haven’t seen this PVE runner for a while, but once I do, I won’t hesitate to bid.
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11个月前 • 冷静冷静再冷静 0 评论

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If Democrats wish to travel to El Salvador and meet with a foreign illegal MS-13 gang member, they can spend their own money to do so.
I will not approve a single dime of Oversight Committee taxpayer funds for use on the excursion Democrats have requested.
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10个月前 • Rep. James Comer 0 评论

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First time I have seen a wife successfully rescued her man in a brawl
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11个月前 • non aesthetic things • 下载视频 0 评论

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I would have a backup light and a backup light for that backup light.
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If i were a girl id do this everyday this goes so hard
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“I have a philosophy of curiosity, I want to find out the nature of the universe.”
— Elon Musk
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11个月前 • Dima Zeniuk • 下载视频 0 评论

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A joke a woman plays on her husband. 😂
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10个月前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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Richard Dawkins: I have a very favorable impression of Elon Musk and his concern for the welfare of the world.
“I have sat with [Elon] on a transatlantic plane and had a very, very long conversation with him. He's undoubtedly highly intelligent and knowledgeable.
I've had lunch
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11个月前 • ELON CLIPS • 下载视频 0 评论

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🚨 TRUMP: "I heard Elon say that he'll start easing. When he goes back to Tesla that will be taken care of. He makes a great product. It's a great car. Starlink is great. He's doing medical things that are amazing & we have to at some point, let him go & do that."
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10个月前 • DogeDesigner • 下载视频 0 评论

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I don’t have a Tesla. I just found out while talking to my friend who has multiple Teslas that Teslas have something called DOG MODE. Dog mode keeps the climate at a predetermined temperature and displays a message on the screen so that people don’t think you left your dogs in a
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1年前 • Laura Loomer 0 评论

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This is a 200 IQ joke
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gravity is a joke for this brother
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Ron Baron on Tesla
“I'm the last in, I'll be the last out. I won't sell a single share personally until I sell all the shares for clients; I have not sold a single share personally”
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1年前 • Tesla Owners Silicon Valley • 下载视频 0 评论

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🚨 ELON MUSK: "I studied physics and economics in college. I was going to do a PhD at Stanford. I put that on hold to start an internet company. Internet was one of those rare things and I could either watch it happen as a grad student or participate."
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11个月前 • DogeDesigner • 下载视频 0 评论

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