A man walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, and says: "Give me a whiskey, give everyone in the bar a whiskey, and have one yourself. Because when I drink, I want everyone to drink!"
The bartender is thrilled. He pours drinks for everyone, takes one for himself, and they all raise their glasses and drink.

A few minutes later, the man calls out again: "Give me another whiskey, give everyone another whiskey, and have one yourself. Because when I have a second round, I want everyone to join me!"

The bartender thinks he’s found the customer of the year. He happily pours the rounds, and they all drink again.
As people start to leave, the bartender prepares the bill, hands it to the man, and smiles. "Here is your tab, sir."

The man looks at the bill, turns to the bartender, and calmly says: "Oh, I don't have any money."

The bartender goes furious. He grabs the man by the collar, throws him out of the bar, and beats him up badly. Leaving him on the sidewalk, the bartender goes back inside.

The next night, the same man walks back in, looking all bruised and battered. He walks straight to the bar, looks the bartender dead in the eye, and says: "Give me a whiskey, and give everyone in the bar a whiskey..."

Just as the bartender reaches under the counter for his baseball bat, the man finishes his sentence: "...but don't have one yourself. You get too aggressive when you drink."😂