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11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城。有人驾驶挖掘机，冲进当地政务服务中心，不断拆毁中心内的建筑，周围的公务员们束手无策，只能在一旁拍照。

根据今年最感人爱情故事改编，花了我不少积分

突发！ 11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城。有一人驾驶挖掘机，冲进当地政务服务中心，并拆毁了大门。目前原因不明

这瓜，老王以你的新闻经验，是一串又一串吧。这事儿可以当成桃色新闻，也可以当成间谍新闻甚至政治新闻。黄乐是有老公的，据说被抓了，又据说她的老板也被抓了。但我看国内的新闻并不避讳吃这瓜，只是把“间谍”说规避了一下。

11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城。有人驾驶挖掘机，冲进当地政务服务中心，并持续拆毁中心内建筑。

11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城政务服务大厅遭挖掘机强拆后，现场迅速拉起警戒线，并在周边部署大量警车及警察，阻止人员靠近。

心理学医生给的生活建议：如果二选一的时候很纠结，那就选第二个，因为如果你的内心坚定，就不会有第二个出现。

你说，这谁受的了。黄仁勋作为理科男，天天研究的是电路、构架，碰到视频这种，如果再有点文化，提供点情绪价值，必须投降啊。中国女间谍远超苏联燕子，主要是攻心，对症下药。你理科男是吧，华裔理科男是吧，上国学版的《素女经》。看下图，这玉腿一搭，你个学VLSI设计的，怎么破招。

2026最新大片，黄氏夫妇

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国产游戏《异环》里坦克上街开炮，画面让网友联想到六四近日，一名网友在抖音直播玩《异环》。画面中，一辆迷彩坦克驶上城市街道，还朝有人站着的楼门口开一。这一幕让人想起1989年六四镇压时，坦克开上北京街头的画面。目前，按录屏中昵称搜索，未找到这名主播的账号。直播弹幕： “？”

网友投稿：11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城政务服务大厅遭挖掘机强拆后，下午附近道路被大批警力封锁，禁止人员及车辆进入。

台湾再接收3架美制F-16V新战机，将用于强化东部空防 11月8日上午，台湾向美国采购的第二批3架F-16V Block 70战机飞抵台东志航基地。台湾空军首位F-16女飞行员蒋惠宇也参与了这次任务，驾驶其中一架新机从美国飞回台湾。

我用元稹的诗分析一下男女之情，怎么就堕落了？《会真诗三十韵》：眉黛羞偏聚，唇朱暖更融。气清兰蕊馥，肤润玉肌丰。

英伟达CEO黄仁勋表示，公司下一任领导者已经在英伟达，但未公布人选或正式安排。回应女儿可能接班的传言时，他称不想把职位强加给她，斯宾塞和麦迪逊都必须靠自己争取。

11月8日晚，网传浙江杭州临平发生持枪劫案网上流传的多段视频显示，当地出动大量警力赶赴现场

太原公寓火灾，8楼住客带6人翻窗获救，称浓烟进屋时烟感没响 11月8日，山西太原豪生国际公寓起火。住在8楼酒店的兰先生告诉九派新闻，浓烟从门缝和顶棚灌进房间，房内的烟雾报警器没响。他跑到楼梯口，发现烟浓得已经看不清路。

马斯克：当年中国官员曾冲我大吼，甚至唾沫横飞，要求特斯拉必须与中国企业“结婚” 11月6日，马斯克在巴伦投资大会上回忆特斯拉争取在中国独资建厂的经历。马斯克表示，当年一些中国官员曾当面冲他大喊大叫，甚至唾沫横飞，要求特斯拉必须与中国企业合资。

哈哈，这位寡头资本家直到现在才知道？我早就和你们说，美国经济实际上很差别总是盯着AI，数据中心，Capex和美股别总被什么SPY eps 30%的 forward guidance给骗了就看看麦当劳，美国人现在是连一顿$10的麦当劳都吃不起了如果美股没有泡沫，完全和经济实际匹配，那至少还有50%可以跌

粉红大V晒视频称人大选举想投就能投，网友：“候选人是谁？” 11月7日，微博博主“南归孤夷”发视频分享一名网友的投票经历，配文写道“是谁说中国人没有投票权的！”他称，“只要你想去完全可以投票”，提前了解流程就行。一名网友留言称，社区打电话问他愿不愿意“跟随投票或者放弃投票”。

日本警方在銀座街頭端掉了一座「偽基地台」（伪基站），當場逮捕了無業人士、中國人于海。警方認為其可能涉嫌攔截附近手機訊號，向周圍手機發送釣魚簡訊。從2年前起，日本警方接獲18起中國人報案，稱購物途中收到莫名帳單簡訊，依照簡訊提示輸入信用卡資訊後遭到盜刷……

现在很多人都把中国发展的问题，归咎于习近平期盼一个明君上台，就能改变一切但是中国从来不缺的是明君，缺的是可以践行良策的制度至于为什么这么说，看看李克强的一生就好了纵观李克强的一生他的经济政策，在方向上无可挑剔，现在看起来就是全对

11月9日，陕西西安沣东新城政务服务大厅遭挖掘机强拆后，当地张贴公告称，受突发情况影响，暂停办理各项业务。

二〇〇五年一月十七日上午，赵紫阳的女儿给鲍彤的女儿发了一条短信：“他自由了。”鲍彤后来对美国之音说：“就这4个字，一看我就清楚了，‘他自由了’，就是他去世了。”赵紫阳死在北京医院，八十五岁，此前在富强胡同的家里被软禁了十五年多。那天鲍彤没有去赵家，他想赵家一定忙得不得了。下午，他到布店

這個視頻🔥了川普陰陽習近平😂 牆內正被封殺

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My humor is broken
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1年前由 NO CONTEXT HUMANS 提交

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Another day fighting for my seat in heaven
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9个月前 • NO CONTEXT HUMANS • 下载视频 0 评论

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My respect for women after this video: 📈
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9个月前 • NO CONTEXT HUMANS • 下载视频 0 评论

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Kiss cam will definitely be at my wedding
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8个月前 • NO CONTEXT HUMANS • 下载视频 0 评论

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Just so you know, I have retired my main wallet and decided to stay anonymous on chain in case anyone claims I’m using my copy traders as exit liquidity.
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1年前 • 冷静冷静再冷静 0 评论

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USCIS just denied my US green card application.
claiming my work lacks impact "beyond that of Apple, Inc." -- even though they acknowledge that I am the Apple CTO.
WTF? I have NEVER worked at Apple!
I got my cs PhD, cofounded an AI startup, and raised $20M. Yet, after waiting
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1年前 • Yuchen Jin 0 评论

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Thanks for the love!
I personally treat this platform as a chat room for my followers and friends because many times, people ask me for my opinion on certain coins through Twitter DMs. I think it's better to have a group for discussions, so this platform can also serve as my
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1年前 • 冷静冷静再冷静 0 评论

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I took delivery of my new Model Y on Thursday.
Today, I tried Full Self-Driving (FSD) and it FLAWLESSLY drove a 32 minute trip from my home to my kids' school.
I am absolutely BLOWN AWAY.
How long has this been possible and why isn't everyone talking about it?!
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1年前 • Matt Van Swol • 下载视频 0 评论

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Diplomacy is necessary. Grinning is optional. This is not a good look.
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9个月前 • Michael Kovrig • 下载视频 0 评论

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Diversity is not inherently a strength.
Diversity is a variable.
Diversity is sometimes a strength.
Diversity is sometimes a weakness.
Diversity is a category, of which race and gender are a part, not the whole.
Diversity is a means, not an end.
Efficacy is the end.
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1年前 • Kaizen D. Asiedu 0 评论

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Arunchal Pradesh is part of China, Taiwan is part of China, Tibet is part of China, Okinawa is part of China. In Soviet China, China is part of you.
It is not internal politics when China Claims you.
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11个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Cartoon 'The end of the USA'
漫画《东升西降》
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Support my art & Pre-Order my first graphic novel ‘You Must Take Part in Revolution’ 🙏 ：
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1年前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao 0 评论

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Cartoon NEW WORLD ORDER
漫画《百年未有之大变局》
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link：
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1年前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao 0 评论

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This is awesome, vampire is like walking on air.
What culture is this?

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2年前 • Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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Taiwan, I’m home! 😭 There’s so much history my family has here. It’s where I was born, where my grandma raised 3 kids on her own… where my grandpa was assassinated during the white terror. I’m so proud of this little island that perseveres, that loves so deep 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈. I can’t
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2年前 • Atsuko Okatsuka 0 评论

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‼️My brother was finally allowed an in-person visitation after 8 years. While my parents travelled over 13 hours to get to Aksu city bearing costs and all, they were allowed to talk 10 minutes via a glass window. The guard, old uyghur woman was rude to my parents & other families
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2年前 • Rayhan E. Asat ✍️ 0 评论

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The shadow ban on my account has been going on for 4 days.
I want to express my gratitude to my followers friends who supported me yesterday. Thank you. 🙏❤️
Now I'm stopping posting!
I share grace and beauty, yet the shadow ban has been implemented. Xin needs to review the
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1年前 • The Figen 0 评论

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My cartoon on ‘Trump asks Supreme Court to delay TikTok ban so he can weigh in after he takes office’
漫画川普要求美国高院停止TikTok禁止法案
Published with and
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1年前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao 0 评论

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🗣️ "I know he'll be somewhere smiling over me tonight." 🥹🕊️
Andy Robertson’s emotional tribute to Diogo Jota after Scotland qualified for the World Cup:
« I know with my age and everything, this could be my last chance at a World Cup.
I couldn't get my mate Diogo Jota out of
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11个月前 • Football Vibes 0 评论

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I got laid off today with my other talented Posties. It was an amazing ride to do more open source work and keep reporting on Iran. Thank you to my amazing colleagues and editors for making space for some of my favorite work. Please DM if you'd like to work together.
Grateful to
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9个月前 • Nilo Tabrizy 0 评论

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🚨🇮🇪 Irish Police Arrest Enoch Burke the teacher who refuses to endorse & affirm Transgender Ideology ‼️
“Mr Burke has broken no Laws”
“I have a right to be here, I have a right to work here”
“Shame upon you - your a disgrace”
This should seriously shock every single person
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2年前 • Concerned Citizen • 下载视频 0 评论

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ELON: GROK 4 FIXES YOUR CODE BETTER THAN CURSOR
Tired of rage-scrolling Stack Overflow at 2am?
Just copy-paste your entire broken mess into Grok 4 and it will sniff out the bugs like a bloodhound, explain what went wrong, and hand you cleaner code in seconds.
No IDE plugins.
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal 0 评论

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BREAKING: ‘Teens’ who jumped Edward “Big Balls” Coristine avoid jail after DC judge sentences them to probation
Coristine was left with a concussion and a broken nose after he and a female friend were jumped by a group of 10 teens
The 15-year-old boy received 12 months of
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1年前 • Unlimited L's • 下载视频 0 评论

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Records are meant to be broken, and that's what SpaceX did at 10:21pm (ET) Monday when they launched the 94th rocket from the Space Coast (so far) this year.
This was the view from Cocoa Beach as a Falcon 9 rocket sent a batch of Starlink satellites to space.
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1年前 • Michael Seeley 0 评论

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This somethin you would see on pimp my ride
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2年前 • Lance🇱🇨 • 下载视频 0 评论

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These have the same battery life in my experience
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2年前 • Sam Kohl 0 评论