Breaking News: The Great Translation Movement has officially ended.
After years of translating the most unfiltered corners of the Chinese internet, we've finally realized... everything was already perfectly harmonious, prosperous, and voluntary all along.
No more need for translations — the official narrative was right the whole time. We are now rebranding as 'The Great Believing Movement'
We are sorry Miss Mao Ning, Auntie Ying, Uncle Jian and and Grandpa Wang Yi, you were right all along. When you guys lie so much, it naturally becomes the truth.
Our new mission: Only posting positive energy and verified government press releases.
April Fools'.
(We'll be back tomorrow with more translations. Stay awake. Don’t forget to DM us stuff you want us to expose)
This also double as AMA session. Ask away!
点击图片查看原图